bitten tongue.

There is a pool of blood in my mouth from a bitten tongue.
Aug
29th
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“BLAM!”

What if you applied Spike TV production style to an old Donald Duck cartoon? Well, the Disney Channel actually did this as a series. And the result is like watching an episode of World’s Worst Police Chases where a cop runs over your puppy, and then again in slow-motion, while some douchebag narrator crows about the gore. (via yachtrock)

Blam-fast!  Now I know where “derp-de-derp” comes from, and where post-modernism died. (via atencio)

Aug
20th
Fri
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Some films tell stories.  Some films show us characters.  Some films build worlds.  Some films do all of that.  This summer, I have seen three films twice in the theater: Toy Story 3, Inception, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.  Each film is such an all-encompassing experience I wanted to revisit them in the proper context.  While Inception may have a weaker story and characters than the other two, all three offer a majestic world to fall into, a feeling to let wash over you and transport you in the way all great films do.
Scott Pilgrim brings to mind Kick-Ass, not because of their shared comic book origin but because both films are on rails, flying through their two hours.  Director Edgar Wright packs more into Pilgrim’s two hours than James Cameron could dream in any length of Avatar.  The movie is a cotton-candy kick to the brain, a pure delight and treasure that may sag a little but never lets up.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World tells us exactly what we’re in for: Scott Pilgrim’s fight against real life/adulthood.  The film is one-sided with a delightfully sly wink.  Wright has said many times we’re watching Scott’s movie version of his life so we see everything filtered through him.  The film, like the comics, relies on a climactic shift in point of view.  The hero’s journey for Scott is not “defeating” the evil exes (emotional baggage physically manifested through the prism of games and comics) but instead finally viewing life from someone else’s eyes.  He learns empathy and gains some self-awareness (or self-actualization/respect as I believe the film puts it).  Scott’s enemy is (like all 20-somethings, particularly Americans, per the NYT) himself, his own self-absorption, his arrested development, which again manifests itself physically, this time in the form of Nega Scott.
But Scott has grown and won when instead of striking down Nega Scott he understands and relates to him.  The earlier battles with the seven evil exes were “merely” Scott and Ramona working through Ramona’s personal history, Scott coming to grips with who has come before and Ramona coming to grips with what she’s done (a similar concept to Chasing Amy).  It was that uncomfortable conversation of “history” that all couples have, and breaks many couples up, told in perhaps the most entertaining way yet.  Instead of “defeating” Knives or Kim though, Scott finally apologizes to both of them, owns up to the mistakes he made.  While it may be somewhat anticlimactic visually, it works perfectly on an emotional level.
Gideon Graves - the main baddie - controls Scott’s would-be girlfriend Ramona with a computer chip, the physical manifestation of her attraction and desire for Gideon.  She remains connected to him in a tangled web of hate, lies, lust, and desire for acceptance, much like many an ex.  Scott shows her what she may be worth, that she may not be the “bitch” who dumps the guy but instead vulnerable, i.e. not a robot.  Ramona has surprisingly little screen time, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead brings so much to the role that she feels real, feels complete.
It’s difficult in satire not to become the thing you’re satirizing (looking at you, Hostel).  Edgar Wright deftly avoids this pratfall with subtle self-awareness and instead offers up a monumental comment on this generation, on this place and time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Fantasy Football is about to start and I just got an e-mail about Tila Tequila developments. (This started as a response to Kevin at GiTM, where he touches on issues a lot of people have with the film.  All I can say is, I can think of no better final villain than Jason Schwartzman.)

Some films tell stories.  Some films show us characters.  Some films build worlds.  Some films do all of that.  This summer, I have seen three films twice in the theater: Toy Story 3, Inception, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.  Each film is such an all-encompassing experience I wanted to revisit them in the proper context.  While Inception may have a weaker story and characters than the other two, all three offer a majestic world to fall into, a feeling to let wash over you and transport you in the way all great films do.

Scott Pilgrim brings to mind Kick-Ass, not because of their shared comic book origin but because both films are on rails, flying through their two hours.  Director Edgar Wright packs more into Pilgrim’s two hours than James Cameron could dream in any length of Avatar.  The movie is a cotton-candy kick to the brain, a pure delight and treasure that may sag a little but never lets up.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World tells us exactly what we’re in for: Scott Pilgrim’s fight against real life/adulthood.  The film is one-sided with a delightfully sly wink.  Wright has said many times we’re watching Scott’s movie version of his life so we see everything filtered through him.  The film, like the comics, relies on a climactic shift in point of view.  The hero’s journey for Scott is not “defeating” the evil exes (emotional baggage physically manifested through the prism of games and comics) but instead finally viewing life from someone else’s eyes.  He learns empathy and gains some self-awareness (or self-actualization/respect as I believe the film puts it).  Scott’s enemy is (like all 20-somethings, particularly Americans, per the NYT) himself, his own self-absorption, his arrested development, which again manifests itself physically, this time in the form of Nega Scott.

But Scott has grown and won when instead of striking down Nega Scott he understands and relates to him.  The earlier battles with the seven evil exes were “merely” Scott and Ramona working through Ramona’s personal history, Scott coming to grips with who has come before and Ramona coming to grips with what she’s done (a similar concept to Chasing Amy).  It was that uncomfortable conversation of “history” that all couples have, and breaks many couples up, told in perhaps the most entertaining way yet.  Instead of “defeating” Knives or Kim though, Scott finally apologizes to both of them, owns up to the mistakes he made.  While it may be somewhat anticlimactic visually, it works perfectly on an emotional level.

Gideon Graves - the main baddie - controls Scott’s would-be girlfriend Ramona with a computer chip, the physical manifestation of her attraction and desire for Gideon.  She remains connected to him in a tangled web of hate, lies, lust, and desire for acceptance, much like many an ex.  Scott shows her what she may be worth, that she may not be the “bitch” who dumps the guy but instead vulnerable, i.e. not a robot.  Ramona has surprisingly little screen time, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead brings so much to the role that she feels real, feels complete.

It’s difficult in satire not to become the thing you’re satirizing (looking at you, Hostel).  Edgar Wright deftly avoids this pratfall with subtle self-awareness and instead offers up a monumental comment on this generation, on this place and time.

Now if you’ll excuse me, Fantasy Football is about to start and I just got an e-mail about Tila Tequila developments. (This started as a response to Kevin at GiTM, where he touches on issues a lot of people have with the film.  All I can say is, I can think of no better final villain than Jason Schwartzman.)

Aug
16th
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Whoa.  They really want to get to there.

Whoa.  They really want to get to there.

Aug
11th
Wed
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Seriously, is anyone in charge over there?  Yesterday they had a man drawing John Madden yellow circles around the area where Ted Stevens’ plane crashed.  Can they drop the second N and just be CN?

Aug
8th
Sun
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I could go on a rant about sample sizes, inflated importance, and causation vs. correlation, but wouldn’t politics be more fun if it were like American Idol or The Bachelor.  ”This week, everything changes!”  ”The most important season yet!”  ”Surprises you’ve never seen before!”  At least that way, for ratings week Weiner could go Mr. Smith on a new obstructionist tact and congressmen could kiss pages in public. (via the NY Times, inflating yet another primary’s importance)

I could go on a rant about sample sizes, inflated importance, and causation vs. correlation, but wouldn’t politics be more fun if it were like American Idol or The Bachelor.  ”This week, everything changes!”  ”The most important season yet!”  ”Surprises you’ve never seen before!”  At least that way, for ratings week Weiner could go Mr. Smith on a new obstructionist tact and congressmen could kiss pages in public. (via the NY Times, inflating yet another primary’s importance)

Aug
3rd
Tue
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I wonder what he was, what he did.

The beauty of “Bullitt” is that it values the human life. In a move filled with fast cars and deadly weapons, each death has an impact, feels like a loss, a shame. The end chase is all build, the slowest burn to a release so quick it must be real. And even though we root for Bullitt the whole time, even though we want the bad guy caught, shamed, killed, the movie still treats his death as the loss of a human life. It’s a brilliant stroke that makes the movie a masterwork, car chase or no car chase.

The Bourne films live by the same ideology of realism as Bullitt, and they also have the same tender care and heart for human life. The look on his face after Bourne strangles the enemy agent in the bathroom has all the humanity McQueen conveys as he respectfully places his jacket over a dead body. These moments give our heroes a soul, and a reason to live.

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Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant’s (The Office U.K., Extras) first feature together will be dumped in Glendale, not quite the American version of Slough but still…

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant’s (The Office U.K., Extrasfirst feature together will be dumped in Glendale, not quite the American version of Slough but still…

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Ready to get your mind blown? Young Don Draper and young Michael Bluth are the same kid.  The time-space continuum just got awesome.

Ready to get your mind blown? Young Don Draper and young Michael Bluth are the same kid.  The time-space continuum just got awesome.

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New Rule

Henceforth, only Part Three of your film series may be 3-D.  At that point, The Law of Diminishing Returns (excepting The Pixar Rule) dictates the extra dimension may be necessary to excite an audience fatigued by tired characters and storylines.  Little Fockers should undergo immediate conversion now.

Jul
26th
Mon
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Hmm, that’s kind of a lame video game poster.  The skin texture looks plastic, and it doesn’t even tell me what game it’s for… Oh, that’s for a movie?  A major, Hollywood tentpole film?… Oh, I guess that is the Green Lantern logo there in the corner, but I barely know that.  Does the rest of America?  How is a movie about a superhero with a magic ring not terrible?  At least Thor has a hammer. (via /Film)

Hmm, that’s kind of a lame video game poster.  The skin texture looks plastic, and it doesn’t even tell me what game it’s for… Oh, that’s for a movie?  A major, Hollywood tentpole film?… Oh, I guess that is the Green Lantern logo there in the corner, but I barely know that.  Does the rest of America?  How is a movie about a superhero with a magic ring not terrible?  At least Thor has a hammer. (via /Film)

Jul
25th
Sun
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atencio:

If you liked Inception, and especially if you liked the music, take 1 minute and watch / listen to this. It’s impressive.

It’s the little things…

Jul
23rd
Fri
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Your Friday Escape Goat.

Your Friday Escape Goat.

Jul
22nd
Thu
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The internet nerdgasm starts now. Tron.

Jul
21st
Wed
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Oh, it is indeed his finest hour.  The ending is always the toughest part, but Bryan Lee O’Malley ends the Scott Pilgrim series so gracefully, so totally, that it elevates the preceding books.  While Volumes 1 and 2 feel narratively rushed and tonally uneven, each volume gets more and more confident in its story- and joke-telling, leading to a rush of payoffs in the climactic Volume 6.
The mythology and world of Scott Pilgrim may be smaller than Lost, but O’Malley demonstrates how to finish the story you set out to tell.  Nothing feels cheap, perfunctory, or contrived.  Everything in the book stems from the very real emotional core of its leads: Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers.  The aesthetics may be cartoony, but the hurt and regret these characters carry is all too real.  O’Malley perfectly captures the 21st century post-college milieu: longing to be something, to be with someone, but mostly whiling away the time with video games, movies, and comics.  The themes spring straight from Apatow-vian arrested development, but O’Malley delves into such emotional nuance - the dark, dirty part of ourselves we don’t like to acknowledge, we try to run away from - that it reminds one more of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by the end of it.
We are all hurt people who have hurt people.  Does that mean we are capable of nothing more than hurting?  Can we ever learn to evolve?  To *gulp* grow up?  And what does that mean?  A job?  A band?  Money?  Women?  Somehow O’Malley tackles all of that in a book so entertaining it causes giggles.
My favorite image from the series sums it all up so well - Scott with a mouthful of cake and Sega font over his head: “SCOTT PILGRIM WINS HIS BIRTHDAY.”

Oh, it is indeed his finest hour.  The ending is always the toughest part, but Bryan Lee O’Malley ends the Scott Pilgrim series so gracefully, so totally, that it elevates the preceding books.  While Volumes 1 and 2 feel narratively rushed and tonally uneven, each volume gets more and more confident in its story- and joke-telling, leading to a rush of payoffs in the climactic Volume 6.

The mythology and world of Scott Pilgrim may be smaller than Lost, but O’Malley demonstrates how to finish the story you set out to tell.  Nothing feels cheap, perfunctory, or contrived.  Everything in the book stems from the very real emotional core of its leads: Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers.  The aesthetics may be cartoony, but the hurt and regret these characters carry is all too real.  O’Malley perfectly captures the 21st century post-college milieu: longing to be something, to be with someone, but mostly whiling away the time with video games, movies, and comics.  The themes spring straight from Apatow-vian arrested development, but O’Malley delves into such emotional nuance - the dark, dirty part of ourselves we don’t like to acknowledge, we try to run away from - that it reminds one more of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by the end of it.

We are all hurt people who have hurt people.  Does that mean we are capable of nothing more than hurting?  Can we ever learn to evolve?  To *gulp* grow up?  And what does that mean?  A job?  A band?  Money?  Women?  Somehow O’Malley tackles all of that in a book so entertaining it causes giggles.

My favorite image from the series sums it all up so well - Scott with a mouthful of cake and Sega font over his head: “SCOTT PILGRIM WINS HIS BIRTHDAY.”

Jul
20th
Tue
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Watch it NOW.
I think back to this film’s rich visual wit and high-pitched French voices all the time.  It reaches Simpsons-ian levels in mixing high- and low-brow humor.

Watch it NOW.

I think back to this film’s rich visual wit and high-pitched French voices all the time.  It reaches Simpsons-ian levels in mixing high- and low-brow humor.