September 2008
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August 2008
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Aug 31st
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Today, I am an adult
I stepped out of the room to let go a fart. Oh, oh, I’m sorry: an earthen discharge.
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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"No, you're right. That does definitely need to...
And there goes Saturday.
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Things I Learned from NPR About Sarah Palin
Alaskan Governor. Ran on transparency and “sunshine.” Campaign focused on personality as opposed to policy. Former beauty contestant. One of the “old-school scrappy-style” high school basketball player.
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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New Max Payne trailer. (via AICN)
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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“Take off the suit and if you want to go one-on-one, two-on-one, and put a couple...”
– Max Payne (because Wahlberg is that method) throws the gauntlet down to the dude with bronchitis and pointy eared mask. (via /Film)
Aug 28th
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Oh, “Priority Notice,” Discover.  This must be important.
Aug 28th
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Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho.
Back at work.  I forgot how effin’ grumpy everyone is lately.
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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When is someone going to call Romney a whore to his face.
Aug 27th
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“All I care about is walking around and getting head.”
– Ah, New York.
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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The whirlwind just became a light breeze
Meeting got pushed to tomorrow. In New York for the night. Yay?
Aug 25th
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Living with a girl, I now have “stationary” at my disposal.
Aug 24th
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The Problem With Healthcare In America
In my monthly billing statement, there are boxes for five digits before the decimal point.
Aug 24th
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A nice little short by Rian Brick Johnson that mixes La Jetee with a bit of David O. Russell in Johnson’s unique visual style. brothersbloom: “The Psychology of Dream Analysis,” a little DV short my cameraman Steve Yedlin and I made six years ago, before Brick.  Presented with not a little self doubt for your enjoyment.
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Autosave would be amazing if it weren’t so g.d. annoying.
Aug 23rd
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“Plot has killed script. Back in the day plot was a slightly sketchy framework...”
– I don’t always agree with Mike Figgis’ films (I mean, come on, Timecode?), but this is pretty on the money.
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Seeing you have three voicemails from work when you leave a screening is a harrowing experience.
Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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When everyone remarks with astonishment at the amount of groceries I can carry upstairs to the office, I don’t know whether to feel flattered or offended.
Aug 22nd
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“But a new cold war has a ring, as does agonizing Africa. So the Africa debate is...”
– Mr. Cohen, while there are strides being made in parts of Africa (remember, it is a continent made up of a number of independent nations rather than one amorphous, dark blob), that does not diminish the facts that violence still rages unabated in Darfur; AIDS still runs rampant; disease and hunger...
Aug 21st
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - “Day Man” Bottom line: I haven’t been able to get this song (or the giggles it causes) out of my head since I first heard it a month ago.
Aug 21st
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When does the backlash against backlash start, because I definitely want to be a part of that.
Aug 20th
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Poll: Americans Still Not That Bright →
This ties to another poll: Most Polls Taken Too Early To Be Significant.
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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An excellent little short this week via the Community.
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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One day I will understand why the appearance of looking busy is the same (if not better) than actually being busy.
Aug 18th
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Wallace & Gromit: “Shopper 13.”  The trouble-shooting by Gromit killed me.
Aug 18th
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