bitten tongue.

There is a pool of blood in my mouth from a bitten tongue.
Jul
18th
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If Michael Mann made 8 1/2, it might look an awful lot like this.  Inception delivered in the most unexpected way.  Instead of being a cold philosophical/intellectual ride, the film is an incredible experience, filled with the brim with awe-some images and a love of dreams and cinema.  The last two-thirds fly by in an edge-of-your-seat wave of excitement and amazement at how well Nolan so gracefully spins all of his plates.  The movie plays with film time so well, with how we experience time within a dream, within a shared dream (the cinema), how exciting event slow while the shoe leather vanishes in hindsight.  Never before has Nolan’s claustrophobic way of shooting (the guy detests establishing shots in the first act of his movies) been used to such pitch-perfect effect, keeping us guessing the whole time.
And how amazing are Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

If Michael Mann made 8 1/2, it might look an awful lot like this.  Inception delivered in the most unexpected way.  Instead of being a cold philosophical/intellectual ride, the film is an incredible experience, filled with the brim with awe-some images and a love of dreams and cinema.  The last two-thirds fly by in an edge-of-your-seat wave of excitement and amazement at how well Nolan so gracefully spins all of his plates.  The movie plays with film time so well, with how we experience time within a dream, within a shared dream (the cinema), how exciting event slow while the shoe leather vanishes in hindsight.  Never before has Nolan’s claustrophobic way of shooting (the guy detests establishing shots in the first act of his movies) been used to such pitch-perfect effect, keeping us guessing the whole time.

And how amazing are Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Jul
15th
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Finally, someone’s remade Heat.  Why do all mob movies take place in Boston now?  Damn you, Lehane!

But seriously, what a cast, and this looks pretty incredible.

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So this is finally happening.

So this is finally happening.

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Full Social Network trailer.  The warm interior lighting and a man driven by ego, greed, and desire are all classic Fincher territory, which bodes well for him elevating essentially a small, petty story.

Jul
14th
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Buttle

A list was sent to law enforcement and the media today that claimed to list 1,300 “illegal immigrants” living in Utah.

Each page of the list is headed with the words “Illegal Immigrants” and each entry contains details about the individuals listed — from their address and telephone number to their date of birth and, in the case of pregnant women, their due dates. The letter was received by law enforcement and media outlets on Monday and Tuesday. A spokeswoman for Gov. Gary R. Herbert saidWednesday that an investigation was under way to see if state employees might have been involved in releasing the private information.

But Obama’s Hitler for suggesting health care reform.

Jul
12th
Mon
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I regret not reading that sign sooner.

I regret not reading that sign sooner.

Jul
8th
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Okay, who’s the jokester that posted the Cleveland owner’s open letter in Comic Sans?  That’s beyond insult to nationally televised insult.  Papyrus would have been more subtle.

Okay, who’s the jokester that posted the Cleveland owner’s open letter in Comic Sans?  That’s beyond insult to nationally televised insult.  Papyrus would have been more subtle.

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Did LeBron choose yet?

Did LeBron choose yet?

Jul
7th
Wed
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Who’s worse: the beast, or the beast who created him? (photo via cajunboy)

Who’s worse: the beast, or the beast who created him? (photo via cajunboy)

Jul
4th
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The liquor store just got a fresh box of babies.

The liquor store just got a fresh box of babies.

Jun
30th
Wed
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There goes Christmas.  Starz has canceled Party Down.  We are left only with 20 really good-to-brilliant episodes, a show canceled too soon.  Hope that Roman’s toilet paper novel was actually a masterpiece and that Henry’s career trajectory matches Adam Scott’s.

There goes Christmas.  Starz has canceled Party Down.  We are left only with 20 really good-to-brilliant episodes, a show canceled too soon.  Hope that Roman’s toilet paper novel was actually a masterpiece and that Henry’s career trajectory matches Adam Scott’s.

Jun
29th
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Apparently Pirates didn’t drain all the interesting from Gore.  The first trailer for Rango, a delightfully strange little film that seems to have more than a little in common with Fear and Loathing (Johnny Depp, Rango’s shirt, the locale, and is that shot of Rango hitting the windshield over the shoulder of HST?).  The animation looks stunning (particularly the use of harsh desert light), and it sounds like Depp is giving his best Kermit impression.  Hopefully the story holds up its end of the bargain. (via /Film)

Jun
28th
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Not that it’s hard, but WB Marketing always knocks Potter trailers out of the park.  Propulsive, engaging, not spoilery, and with a sense of purpose, the trailer for each movie keeps upping the ante and puts you right back in that place and headspace.  They’re excellent at teasing and tantalizing without feeling withholding, exactly what a trailer should do. (via /Film)

Jun
25th
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Empty Summer

To those complaining about the lack of any good movies out right now (and happen to live near a good theater), I offer the following retort:

  • Winter’s Bone - The rare mix of (1) a thoughtful, elegiac indie picture that really explores place and (2) a tight, driven narrative.  It has the thematic depth of a novel and the narrative economy of the best film noirs.  Jennifer Lawrence owns every frame and has a badass aura that Mark Wahlberg and Jake Gyllenhaal would kill for.
  • Exit Through The Gift Shop - If this wonderful oddity is still playing near you, seek it out now.  I don’t know how to describe it other than saying it’s one of the most enjoyable experiences I’ve had in a theater this year.  It offered more laughs than any PG-13 comedy.
  • Cyrus - A wonderfully dark and well-crafted comedy that offers an overflow of heart with its sharp bite.  It speaks so much to the current human condition without ever stating it bluntly.
  • I Am Love - I didn’t love it, but Tilda Swinton owns the screen, which is saying something for such a beautifully shot and interestingly cut film.
  • Micmacs - A joy, if a trifle.
  • Toy Story 3 - I don’t think it’s the best Pixar or even Toy Story picture (the first still owns that title thanks to its endlessly inventive and witty screenplay), and the film stumbles out of its first act with recycled dialogue and jokes, but once the toys reach Sunnyside Daycare the film reaches another level entirely.  Hysterical, sharp, and tight, the last two acts of Toy Story 3 are masterworks of writing and direction.  It doesn’t adhere to convention, instead exploiting a day-care/nursing home/Cool Hand Luke prison camp for all of its comic and thematic potential before ending at the mouth of hell.  It’s operatic in its imagery and themes of mortality and the purpose of life.  What defines us - our maker, the ones who love us, or ourselves?  How do you let go without feeling like you’re abandoning someone else?  How do you accept old age and death?  [Spoiler] I have never seen a character in a blockbuster summer picture (let alone a kids’ picture) accept death the way Woody does.  You want him to say, “Not today!”  You want any of them to do something, anything, but they are faced in that moment not only with an insurmountable obstacle but the smallness of their own existence.  There are battles we will lose, no matter if we fight.  That is a dark place in the human heart, the part that knows I am only temporary, only a moment, and there are forces outside of myself that could crush me at any second.

There is great, important work happening.  And then there’s Grown-Ups.  Choose your fart jokes wisely.

Jun
21st
Mon
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Yeah.  Get ready.
Stripped of everything, “they just may have to look at who they really are.” - Matthew Weiner

Yeah.  Get ready.

Stripped of everything, “they just may have to look at who they really are.” - Matthew Weiner