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Dan has started another amazing blog, searching through the detritus of IMDB to find the most negative reviews of the best movies ever made. goodmoviebadreview: The Godfather (1972): Why God Why by JaySuthoFilms, May 22, 2011 (0 If It Would Let Me) This Movie The Rubbish Thing I Have Seen. Its To Long To Slow And It Hurts My Ears When I Here Them Speak. Marlon Brando Is The Worst Actor Ever, He Suck At Even Speaking (No Offence I He Has A Real Problem Speaking). The Only Why I Can Watch This Movie Without Wanting To Kill Myself Is To Watch The 5 Second Version On www.TGWTG.com. This Movie Will Make Me Think Why Who Made Me Watch This And I Am Going To Kill Him. If I Ever See This Movie In A Video Rental Store I Will Destroy It. Al Pacino Sucks James Caan Sucks Everyone In This Movie SUCKS. The Director Sucks. The Producer Sucks. The Metacritic Rating Sucks.Short Version: The Godfather SUCKS 1/10 stars. I want to know so very badly what about the dialogue or the way they speak in The Godfather causes this reviewer’s ears to hurt. Does he hate Italians? Is the reviewer Italian and think the accents are bad? Does he not like Mumbles Brando? Does he not like cursing? Threats of violence? Shakespearean overtones in a gangster picture? It’s not like he can hear them speaking with proper capitalization.

Dan has started another amazing blog, searching through the detritus of IMDB to find the most negative reviews of the best movies ever made.

goodmoviebadreview:

The Godfather (1972): Why God Why by JaySuthoFilms, May 22, 2011

(0 If It Would Let Me) This Movie The Rubbish Thing I Have Seen. Its To Long To Slow And It Hurts My Ears When I Here Them Speak. Marlon Brando Is The Worst Actor Ever, He Suck At Even Speaking (No Offence I He Has A Real Problem Speaking). The Only Why I Can Watch This Movie Without Wanting To Kill Myself Is To Watch The 5 Second Version On www.TGWTG.com. This Movie Will Make Me Think Why Who Made Me Watch This And I Am Going To Kill Him. If I Ever See This Movie In A Video Rental Store I Will Destroy It. Al Pacino Sucks James Caan Sucks Everyone In This Movie SUCKS. The Director Sucks. The Producer Sucks. The Metacritic Rating Sucks.

Short Version: The Godfather SUCKS

1/10 stars.

I want to know so very badly what about the dialogue or the way they speak in The Godfather causes this reviewer’s ears to hurt. Does he hate Italians? Is the reviewer Italian and think the accents are bad? Does he not like Mumbles Brando? Does he not like cursing? Threats of violence? Shakespearean overtones in a gangster picture? It’s not like he can hear them speaking with proper capitalization.

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